• me: hello darkness my old friend
  • darkness: do i know u
carnahan:

seleneinseattle:

My god, they’ve out-done Jesus

carnahan:

seleneinseattle:

My god, they’ve out-done Jesus

(via thenimbus)

faeriefountain:

five nights at Reggie’s

faeriefountain:

five nights at Reggie’s

(via psidazed)

creepturtle:

justinalanarnold:

Two-headed alligator spotted in Tampa, Florida along the Hillsborough River in the Seminole Heights neighborhood. According to Florida Fish and Wildlife, this alligator has been reported by several people. They explained that failed separation of monozygotic twins is common in reptiles and amphibians but they rarely reach this juvenile state.

i bet you thought that alligator was alive. nope, chuck testa

creepturtle:

justinalanarnold:

Two-headed alligator spotted in Tampa, Florida along the Hillsborough River in the Seminole Heights neighborhood. According to Florida Fish and Wildlife, this alligator has been reported by several people. They explained that failed separation of monozygotic twins is common in reptiles and amphibians but they rarely reach this juvenile state.

i bet you thought that alligator was alive. nope, chuck testa

billbuttlicker-:

i’m a film student

(via bewbin)

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

failmacaw:

nightmargin:

W E L C O M E

B  E    O  U  R    G  U  E  S  T

(via thenimbus)

dilfgod:

straight friend: aw I don’t understand why you’re still single

me: because approximately 8% of the us population identifies under the lgbtq community where 1.1% identifies as lesbian female, 3.5% as bisexual female, 1.7% as gay male, 1.1% as bisexual male, .3% as trans, and .3% as something else, then there’s finding someone who I’m compatible with emotionally, physically, and romantically from less than 8% of the population, and may or may not live near me

(via solrezi)

scaryjokes:

cast iron bed

(via scaryjokes)

Titlecast iron bed